Let's swim through dark waters, swing off chandeliers, invite over some boxers and smoke those pants!
You'd hardly imagine the secret staircase that leads to a giant spoon big enough to cradle a baby, and a tiny man riding on the back of a stapler.
Who could have guessed that a whisky flask could be so charming, or a skipping rope so ridiculous?
Wear these well: Dance shoes made with a dream, watches hued from trees, leggings via Brazil and a linen dress that brings good luck.
We beat the drum for Talvin Singh's tabla-maker, Musalman Uncle and his army of elves, Dilbert-inspired alter egos and a blooming change.